- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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