- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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