- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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