- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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