- Anti Joke

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.