What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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