I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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what's white and sticky semen

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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MAKE

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canadians

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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