- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

womens rights

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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