whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Get it? More.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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