- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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