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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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