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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

whats yellow after cani...nathan

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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