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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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