- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

The Princess is in another castle

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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