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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Women's rights

the game

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.