- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

No because your face is really f***** up.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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