Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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Obama

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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