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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.