- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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