- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Asian women drivers...

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Hail Hitler

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

I'm homeless.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??