- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The child was fired from his job.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Justin Bieber.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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