What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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