- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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