- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

whats worse than gill? nothing

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