Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Knock, Knock Who's There

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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