- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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