- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A seal walks into a club.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Rebecca Black's career.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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