- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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