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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Face...the other white meat!

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.