- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

I have a really funny joke.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

9/11

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

I like the color potato.

2 + 2 = 4

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