- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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