what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Anti Joke

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