name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

think twice or at least think

2 black kids walk into school

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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