- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Microwave

whats hairy and crys your mom

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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