- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Your mother is so fat.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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