- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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