- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

osama bin laden is dead

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Knock knock.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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