if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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aodhan hearty

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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