how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

A gay man watches football.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Sloths

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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