- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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