- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

knock knock who's there? hope

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

osama bin laden is dead

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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