Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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