- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Turkeys are obese

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Your Mum is soo fat.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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