- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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