why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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