Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Penis

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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