- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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