How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

SUCK MY NUTS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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