- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What did the old man say? Im old

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

run farther?

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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