- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Justin's life

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Your mom is so old she died

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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