- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What do you call an amazing person Good

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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