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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Obama

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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