- Anti Joke

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore