- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.