A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Abortion

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

i cant STAND cripple jokes

if got a joke if fogot it

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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