- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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