One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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