Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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