what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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