- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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