is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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