I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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