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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

João Duarte reads this.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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