How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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