A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

Did you know? . You already know!

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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