What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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