why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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