why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Why didn't he finish his

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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