- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

A blind man walks into a library.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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