- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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