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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

like most people my age. im 27

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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