- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Hey how is your wife and my kids

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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