Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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I have aids

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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