Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

A jew enters a mall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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