What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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