Knock, Knock Come in

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Irish sobriety

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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