Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Flowers are colors Love me

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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