- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A jew enters a mall.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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