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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

The Colts this year.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Wolfjob.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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